Breaking news: your fictional taste has made the headlines.
This “Local Woman Makes Terrible Fictional Choices, Reports No Regrets” tote turns bookish humor into a vintage newspaper design. Bold black and brick-red lettering sits above an illustrated newspaper, cat-eye glasses, and a red rose. Muted teal and mustard accents complete the retro look.
Carry your current read, journal, and everyday essentials to the library, bookstore, or book club. The 16 × 16-inch size offers practical space, while cotton webbing handles and double-stitched seams support everyday use.
A thoughtful gift for romance readers, dark romance fans, and friends who stand by their questionable fictional crushes.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Size: 16 × 16 inches
100% polyester body
Medium-weight fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
Dye-sublimation printed artwork
Cotton webbing handles
Five handle color options
Double-stitched seams
Nonwoven laminate lining
Size tolerance: ±0.75 inch
Physical tote bag; no digital file included
PLEASE NOTE
The distressed lettering and aged newspaper textures are intentional parts of the printed artwork. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product. Styling accessories are not included.
