Some bad decisions are better left on the page.
The Bad Decisions, Fictional Use Only Shirt is made for readers who love dangerous fictional men, morally gray characters, dark romance, and the kind of stories that make you question every life choice you would absolutely never make in real life.
The design features an ornate vintage perfume bottle labeled “Eau de Bad Decisions, Fictional Use Only” surrounded by deep burgundy florals, smoky purple flourishes, antique gold detailing, a jeweled heart charm, and elegant gothic accents. The result is dramatic, romantic, and perfect for readers who like their bookish style a little darker.
Perfect For
- Dark romance readers
- Romantasy fans
- Morally gray character lovers
- Villain romance readers
- BookTok and Bookstagram fans
- Fantasy romance readers
- Book club friends
- Readers with questionable fictional taste
Shirt Colors
Available in:
Espresso • Blue Jean • Ivory • Moss • Pepper • Butter • White
Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite oversized cardigan for bookstore runs, book club, coffee shop reading sessions, or staying home with your latest fictional bad decision.
Gift Idea
This shirt makes a fun gift for birthdays, Christmas, book club exchanges, reader besties, or anyone who says “I know he’s a red flag” and keeps reading anyway.
Because fictional bad decisions make the best stories.
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
